Me: Ooooo; hello!
He/She: Hello, welcome! What brings you to this remote place?
Me: We were just wandering around.
He/She: You were just wandering around? Is there nowhere else for you to wander? Are you no longer happy in the new environments you've created? Do you know, we find it hard to understand you?
Me: Why is that?
He/She: First, answer my question: Why did you leave; wasn't there enough room for all of us here?
Me: Well… let's say "to live better"…
He/She: Okay; are you at least able to live?
Me: …
He/She: Why did you hesitate; was my question too difficult? You know; this "humanizing" of yourselves doesn't seem to have done you much good…
Me: You talk as if we had a chance to live differently.
He/She: Didn't you?